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When I was growing up money was tight so my mom was always looking to pinch pennies. One of her strategies was to buy the cheap peanut butter, the kind that had a rock hard mass of peanut sludge on the bottom of the container and a thick coating of oil on the top. To be even remotely edible this product required a good half hour of stirring before it could be spread on bread.
Nowadays people call this organic and pay extra for it. They may even argue that the stirring is good because it give you a good arm workout thus counterbalancing the calories and striking a blow against childhood obesity.
Recently the Professor came home with this kind of peanut butter. He was quite pleased that he found peanut butter without any palm oil. "It might need a little stirring though," he warned.
Tonight at dinnertime the jar got opened for the first time. Imagination boy looked at it in dismay. He stirred for awhile. Then I took over to give his arm a break. I didn't last long either but not because my arm got tired. I had an idea. Why use muscle power when there is a kitchen full of gadgets to hand? Am I not my father's daughter?
"I have a great idea!" I said.
This made the children nervous. I can't imagine why.
I pulled out my handy dandy stick blender. "Here, plug this in behind you" I said to Imagination Boy as I started to put the blender in the jar in the middle of the table.
"No," three voices chorused.
"You'll make a big mess." (Like they would be the ones cleaning up any potential mess)
"At least do it on the counter where it won't splatter all over us." (Okay, they may have a point there.)
I was pleased to see that the jar was just wide enough for the blender. What it wasn't, was deep enough to hold all the peanut butter and the submerged blender.
The kids shouted in horror as the peanut butter overflowed.
"This is why Dad needs to make it home in time for dinner," Oldest Girl said.
In my defense the peanut butter was nicely mixed when I finished (apart from the chunky bits I scooped up from the outside of the jar and stuffed back in) and Imagination Boy did make and eat his sandwich.